|
Post by Amtram on Apr 4, 2014 10:10:50 GMT -5
From Buzzfeed: Visit the site for the lovely GIFs, stay for the inane comments. Or we can talk about it here and not deal with the idjits.
|
|
|
Post by tigger on Apr 7, 2014 21:55:40 GMT -5
Number 12... TRY HARDER!!!
The next @ssw*pe that tells me to "try harder" will get a front row seat to what happens when I "try harder" to expunge idiocy from my life.
I consider the words "Try Harder" to be an abuse to people with ADHD. If anyone knew how hard I was trying, they would be ashamed of themselves.
Incidentally, this includes "If you made an effort", and "If you would just pay attention...". I'm feeling a rant coming on now.
From the top:
Did you take your meds? Dunno. Does all that alcohol I recently ingested count?
It's not that hard to focus. You're right. Just now, I'm focused on the fact that you didn't shower today. Possibly skipped it yesterday. Incidentally, a towel isn't a comb. And who dressed you, anyway???
ADHD isn't real. Well thank God for that! Here I thought it was me. Now I know it has been YOU all along!
Calm down. F*ck you!. I'll calm down shortly after I break things. Or maybe later. You just never know.
Everyone is a little ADD. But not everyone does it with such style. Isn't that the important thing?
“My brother’s friend’s sibling’s dog’s pet sitter has ADHD so I totally understand.” Really? Tell me in delicate specifics EXACTLY what you "understand". Prepare to be flayed alive... figuratively. Or possibly literally. Or even literally. I'm just not sure which look I will love.
How could you forget that? Because it was dull, boring, and of no interest?
I think I'm ADHD too. I'm qualified to recommend a doctor qualified to diagnose you if you think this is a real concern. Otherwise, p*ss off.
Can I buy some of your meds? Sure. Give me 24 hours to call in a DEA swat team first. Then you can buy all you want.
You can't have ADHD. You're too smart. You can't possibly be an NT. You're obviously a moron.
You need to act normal. You mean like the idiotic atrocity you are currently displaying? Are you suggesting that I go for the sub-human look you obviously prefer?
I could take this further. I will refrain... for the moment.
|
|